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YOU again?!
Blame LiveJournal. It made me remember I had a Little Miss Mary tag. :D

Disclaimer: Nergal (both versions) and Ninis belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. The fic belongs to Athea. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Only the spork (and the other sporkers that drop in occasonally) belongs to me.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
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Surely you must be joking?!
AGAIN?
...We thought... you had abandoned this spork...
No such luck, guys. |D

Disclaimer: Nergal (both versions) and Ninis belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. The fic belongs to Athea. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Only the spork (and the other sporkers that drop in occasonally) belongs to me.

ONE FOR THE ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: The sporkers belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. The fic belongs to Athea. HP belongs to J.K. Rowling. Only the spork belongs to me.

( Mozilla crashed and ate some of the spork, so this is a bit shorter than usual. )

Disclaimer: The sporkers belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. The fic belongs to Athea. HP belongs to J.K. Rowling. Only the spork belongs to me.

All right, enter the THIRD PART OF LITTLE MISS MARY! Only two more parts to go! So...

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

Author: Athea (athea_holmes@yahoo.com
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Disclaimer: The sporkers belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. The fic belongs to Athea. HP belongs to J.K. Rowling. Only the spork belongs to me.

All right, enter the THIRD PART OF LITTLE MISS MARY! Only two more parts to go! So...

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

Author: Athea (athea_holmes@yahoo.com
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It's rather interesting.

"Voldemort" gets shoved to the side under "loved" and "cock".
We may note that "Poppy" is mentioned more often than the Dark Lord, but about as much as "nipples".
"Draco" is mentioned approximately as often - his name is stuck under "asked" and between "behind" and "beautiful".
"Hermione" is hidden beneath "sweetheart" and, ( Read more... )

And so we continue bravely on... (I literally should have finished LMM years ago. *sigh*)

As I'll be cross-posting this to Deleterius, let me tack on mild explanations.

Random comments of "EYEBALLS!" are from C!Syaoran, who... er... has a taste for eyeballs.
Elbe is in charge of misused punctuation.
Ariana Dumbledore may make the occasional odd ( Read more... )

...In an attempt to redeem myself for an immensely stupid badfic_quotes post ("compleat" LOOKED like a spelling error, I swear!), more Little Miss Mary. Continued from the end of last time, switching back to me-as-sporker. (...Just suppose Albus and Gellert took a break. :D;;)

==( Very short - I had far more, but Mozilla crashed... *sigh* Quality is low, as usual. )

As, err, detox from a recent [Edit: at the time] parody, I’m throwing dear Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald into a spork of everyone’s favorite badfic.

…I think I need a saner definition of “detox”.

( Portions of spork may be choppy due to only working on this intermittently. My apologies. :D;; )